ideas stolen from nigeria

so fox news stole my thunder by running a story about a lady who got scammed by the nigerians.  I wanted to opine that we've all been tagged by the nigerian scam courtesy of our treasury department. Paulson is the genius who figured out a way to ramp up the graft.  how much simpler if you can just sucker everybody all at once. saves on those tedious hand written notes and african looking stamps.  so paulson tells us that if we just give him all of our money, put it in his account it will be considered  a special favor/service to our government to help in time of upheaval, and later there will be huge dividends and everything will work out ok. (sounds so familiar, especially to the chic who lost $400,000.) wow, it was so easy. now they are saying, look it's working! meaning, hold your back pocket, we are about to make another withdrawal. So dinner, nigerian scams running rampant can only mean one thing: roast wildebeast. there are no sides or leftovers. once it starts, they are not done until all accounts are empty. - congress is just ticked because they thought they were part of the gang and they got the shaft. they are all for government ownership of everything, but they wanted a piece of the pot too. why are any of them still employed?? to be continued.