i was thinking of our President Elect today while i was cleaning up dog poo in my yard, and wondering how big of a doodoo bag we're going to need in four years.  

there is so much to talk about today, but i must keep it short. need to make it fast before the power goes out.  which reminds me of dinner- i was thinking i would check out recipes i can use in an easy bake oven just in case. or convert my appliances to nuclear. (no yellow cake jokes) but must bake for the new holiday- have you heard?  some want it on lincoln's birthday (way to steal one more thing from a tall man with a hat) others think april 15 would be more appropriate. but i am annoyed at one thing. people who say they voted for the candidate simply due to race! what?? i hope they are lying. that should be an insult. it is just another haughty way to practice affirmative action.  and what does that mean?  well frankly it means, we don't think you really qualify, your ideas stink, and you can't win on merit, so, as generous elites, we'll just give it to ya. isn't that why jesse was crying? he knows what affirmative action means. oh great, i just saw easy bake ovens were recalled due to entrapment and burn hazards. dinner will be rainbow coalition snow cones and a whole box of ding dongs for the cosmopolitan voters that don't bother to know the issues.  by the way, if the punctuation bothers you, it is just a subtle reflection of our economy.  figure it out.