it's ok, we'll just make more

i know it's been quoted way past the allowable allotment lately, but i quote it wide eyed and freaked out, and i have to have it here, remember what our forefather the great RR said,  "the most frightening words in the english language: i am from the government and i am here to help." so here we are, getting all the help we can stand from our nanny government. as they help themselves to whatever we have left. Did you know that Mr. nigerian scam-after i take all your money i can just print more Paulson is 5th in the line of succession?  that makes the potential of hillary being number 4 like having a bubble bath. part of me can relax, while the rest gets disturbingly shriveled. wait, do i hear sniper fire? i'm still rooting for her though. remember how fun the primaries were? we all reached across the aisle, conservatives and neo conservatives and right wing conservatives and unified and got together and just helped out an old gal who'd been waiting a long time to cry on t.v. and just care. so much. especially about how YOU feel. after all, what good is government run healthcare without people who don't feel so good? which, when i think of it, i don't think i feel so good either. but i'll take a pass on the socialized healthcare. ah, good times. but today, if i'd been in say minnesota for the last month or unconscious i'd start to believe that our girl was in the House. all her old friends are there. hey wait, how can you have a party with all your old friends, and not be invited? maybe you could say, call the NYT and say you'd been invited and check mate the host! hmm. it's the old "invitation lost in the mail" or "it's not you, it's me" or "people don't mind paying more taxes, it's the patriotic thing to do!". you could bring those cute little pepperidge farm chessman cookies for dessert.  but dinner for sure would be very rare flank steak. because anytime youth and inexperience tries to get near age and treachery you're gonna get outflanked every time.