living in an alternate reality, how i do it- J. Biden

Living in the same parallel universe, Joe Biden and Rod Blagojevich believe in the motto: "ego speakenze ergo est verite" meaning, if it comes out of my mouth, it makes it real.  Once more reinventing history as we know it, Biden remembers his own reality stating, "Over the last 100 years the middle class was built on the back of organized labor. Without their weight, heft and their insistence starting in the early 1900's we wouldn't have the middle class we have now, in my view," Biden told cnbc on Thursday. "So I think labor getting a fair share of the pie is part of it." This the day that obama signed 10 executive orders as a thank you to Unions at the white house. Payback is another word for "fair share of the pie". In his lack of actual facts it's hard to know where to start.  Unions creating the middle class as we know it, hmmm does he mean the declining middle class of today? Anyone remember Pittsburg Steel, or been to Youngstown, Ohio lately?  A big thanks to unions, who pouted and whined their way out of good jobs and destroyed an industry single handedly, all this for the people they supposedly represent.  Like all good liberal ideas, it starts with the premise of caring for the downtrodden, then quickly turns into a power grab and the constituents get, well, you know...

I think the middle class was more likely formed by people willing to work hard and make a life for themselves, but that doesn't fit the democratic victim profile.  When Joe Biden speaks, we are the victims.  If i were somehow locked in a room with him and had to listen to him talk for more than 5 minutes i would have seizures just so i wouldn't have to hear it.  I found a definition today that seems to fit, thanks to Andrea Peyser, I think definitions one and three are most appropriate.

definition of celebutard: 1. a famous person with a grandiose notion of his own importance and contribution to the known universe. 2.  a human being of sub-par intellect, oversized ego and colossal bank account, whose existence represents a drag on the food chain, a waste of oxygen and severe annoyance. 3. an egregious moron. Not to be disrespectful. It's just better if he doesn't talk. Please. It just hurts.