If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride

In a scene stolen from Will Smith's Independence Day, Inauguration Tuesday featured worshipful believers with handmade signs, "We heart you" "welcome friends".  While in the movie, the alien "friends" paused for a second, opened up the blasters and quickly silenced their adoring admirers,  In real life, Obama waited four whole days before blowing his followers out of the water. But since they prefer to remain uninformed,  they don't even know it yet. Saturday was the day he forgot about the "95% of Americans" and started discussing when the new taxes would commence. My lightning rod of hate, nancy pelosi, would like to have them start now and be retroactive, because she's such a sweety. some people say she is just like the nation's grandmother. and in a way, she does remind me of a fairy tale grandma.  the one where she has such big teeth and big nose and grandma! what's that sulfur smell? when did you start carrying a trident? but I digress...

In another bold move, today Obama graciously gave his manhood away on Saudi tv.  Saving Jesse Jackson the trouble. As he apologized for the mistakes America has made and promised to be a complete wimp on foreign policy, our enemies finally experienced what it is like to have christmas.  All these good feelings will convince them that we are really nice and that Christmas is not such a bad idea after all.  It just might work. I must run and make some welcome signs!  for dinner, let's have roast sitting duck.