thanks but no thanks

Sorry opec, but loving that price of gas! It seems having my government approved tire gauge and tune up really did work! Like a festivus miracle! Now, that's done- on to fix congress. I don't believe there are any tools for that, but i am thinking of sending Harry Reid a big box of those truck stop pine tree air fresheners. apparently he thinks the "great unwashed" constituents he "represents" are stinky. Instead of saying THANK YOU to the taxpayers who just bought a D.C. Visitors center (3 years late and 1000% overbudget), he says he is glad because now he won't have to smell the tourists in the summer. hey, i guess we all need something to be thankful for.  maybe he was confusing his office with obama's tour plane. some reporters complained about the smell in there too. but then they were booted off, so keep your mouth shut future cabinet. while we are discussing wasting money, the transition team needed 500 people and 12 million dollars to relocate to d.c. and the biggest expense has been those needless podium "the office of the president elect" signs. that is a reference to time not an actual office position. somewhat like the b.o. administration will be. quit making the signs! for dinner today we'll have soy burgers (not a real food.)