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ego est verite,
L

me and Manilow- Hooked on a Feeling

According to the left, paying taxes makes you patriotic. Not paying them makes you a public servant.  In the cumulation of the "feel good" generation, the new cabinet leads the way by only doing what "feels good."  Apparently, taxes only feel good when you're Joe Biden and you are talking about other people paying them.  Having this kind of leadership comes as a great relief to me personally.  I don't feel good driving the speed limit. That has continually made me feel Not Good. So it is encouraging to see that the rule of law is very flexible when it comes to doing things you like to do or don't.  And if I really mess up there's always the ever so powerful- "sorry."  Since we are doing only what we like now, dinner will be cheesecake. hooray for liberals.

living in an alternate reality, how i do it- J. Biden

Living in the same parallel universe, Joe Biden and Rod Blagojevich believe in the motto: "ego speakenze ergo est verite" meaning, if it comes out of my mouth, it makes it real.  Once more reinventing history as we know it, Biden remembers his own reality stating, "Over the last 100 years the middle class was built on the back of organized labor. Without their weight, heft and their insistence starting in the early 1900's we wouldn't have the middle class we have now, in my view," Biden told cnbc on Thursday. "So I think labor getting a fair share of the pie is part of it." This the day that obama signed 10 executive orders as a thank you to Unions at the white house. Payback is another word for "fair share of the pie". In his lack of actual facts it's hard to know where to start.  Unions creating the middle class as we know it, hmmm does he mean the declining middle class of today? Anyone remember Pittsburg Steel, or been to Youngstown, Ohio lately?  A big thanks to unions, who pouted and whined their way out of good jobs and destroyed an industry single handedly, all this for the people they supposedly represent.  Like all good liberal ideas, it starts with the premise of caring for the downtrodden, then quickly turns into a power grab and the constituents get, well, you know...

I think the middle class was more likely formed by people willing to work hard and make a life for themselves, but that doesn't fit the democratic victim profile.  When Joe Biden speaks, we are the victims.  If i were somehow locked in a room with him and had to listen to him talk for more than 5 minutes i would have seizures just so i wouldn't have to hear it.  I found a definition today that seems to fit, thanks to Andrea Peyser, I think definitions one and three are most appropriate.

definition of celebutard: 1. a famous person with a grandiose notion of his own importance and contribution to the known universe. 2.  a human being of sub-par intellect, oversized ego and colossal bank account, whose existence represents a drag on the food chain, a waste of oxygen and severe annoyance. 3. an egregious moron. Not to be disrespectful. It's just better if he doesn't talk. Please. It just hurts. 

send money, the end is near

I've always been convinced that God has a sense of humor, but I especially enjoy being in on the joke. It seems every time my deluded friend Al Gore goes to sound the alarm somewhere they set record lows in temperature. very funny. And he still has the gall to keep talking. reality has never gotten in his way. His self proclaimed godly gifts of foretelling the future, controlling world temperatures and saving the universe must have finally caused God to roll his eyes and allow him to be the universal butt of a joke. of course its in a good way. it is God after all. Let's hope Al gets the hint before even hell freezes over. I'm cold!

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride

In a scene stolen from Will Smith's Independence Day, Inauguration Tuesday featured worshipful believers with handmade signs, "We heart you" "welcome friends".  While in the movie, the alien "friends" paused for a second, opened up the blasters and quickly silenced their adoring admirers,  In real life, Obama waited four whole days before blowing his followers out of the water. But since they prefer to remain uninformed,  they don't even know it yet. Saturday was the day he forgot about the "95% of Americans" and started discussing when the new taxes would commence. My lightning rod of hate, nancy pelosi, would like to have them start now and be retroactive, because she's such a sweety. some people say she is just like the nation's grandmother. and in a way, she does remind me of a fairy tale grandma.  the one where she has such big teeth and big nose and grandma! what's that sulfur smell? when did you start carrying a trident? but I digress...

In another bold move, today Obama graciously gave his manhood away on Saudi tv.  Saving Jesse Jackson the trouble. As he apologized for the mistakes America has made and promised to be a complete wimp on foreign policy, our enemies finally experienced what it is like to have christmas.  All these good feelings will convince them that we are really nice and that Christmas is not such a bad idea after all.  It just might work. I must run and make some welcome signs!  for dinner, let's have roast sitting duck.

but i don't want to be expanded!

"Biden to lead task force to expand the middle class." That's hilarious. So, Biden gets to look like part of the team by getting a cush assignment. (hey, big smile, thumbs up, take the gag off for a few minutes)  I think they were referring to him when it was so wisely said, "it takes a village idiot." Of course, anyone who's been listening knows how liberals expand the middle class. Impoverish the rich.  That shouldn't take too much concentration from his vulcan mind. Is he a Trekkie or are those just Botox "angry eyebrows". Apparently, housekeepers and gardeners pass more stringent tests when becoming citizens than any member of Congress or federally elected official could hope to pass. Well, except for Condileeza Rice, she's smart and can talk.   Besides feats of strength what can Arnold do?  Someone get him a world history audio book.  He agrees with O. that Rome fell because they didn't take good care of their aquaducts. I think it was just a bit more complex than that. Anywho, that mis-remembrance of history somehow proves that if we invest in infrastructure (read, take from the "rich" and give to cell phone using, cable watching yet really poor americans) we will keep from sharing the same fate as Rome. For insights like these Congress quietly gives itself a raise. Dinner well, when in rome...pizza.

Santa doesn't believe in Global Warming

So I like Kwanzaa now.  Not because i've taken to appreciating 60's radicals or bash whiteys ceremonies, but since we are all getting so exclusive, it frees me up to say Merry White Christmas. And i don't have to switch out my blue-eyed Santa lawn toy. I can avoid the yearly societal guilt trip, "oh, is it ok to say that?" Do i HAVE to say Happy Holidays?" and doesn't Holidays have some kind of sublimal religious connotation? phew! no more worries! Now I can just concentrate on overspending. Just like our congress! ho, ho, ho. Except, i spend my own money and... wait! they do too!! One headline said they were experiencing bailout fatigue. that is so sad. writing all those checks out of our accounts, I can see how tiring that would be. Let's suggest they take a break.  Things I don't want for christmas: 1. my personal bailout- promised by the Mighty One, using my own money 2. a star named after me  3. the sham-wow!  4. year subscription to Media Matters 5. anything McCain. talk about shotgun wedding. And, since I live close to ALGORE, (though, the lights are on, but he's never home...) 6. I mostly don't want to get "carbon offsets" for christmas. He stole that idea from George Costanza's Human Fund. "carbon offsets" is just another name for "fairy dust" or, his account in the Caymans. Strangely, the atmosphere does not patch itself up when you throw money up in to the sky.  So, he must be needing some white christmas cash, because he's been getting more shrill lately. I can hear it from here, he assures us that we are all going to die. Which, ok, that is a fact, but he insists it will be in about 12 days. (give or take) Or worse, people will continue to enjoy heat and electricity! how selfish! I vote sierra club start first and stop using computers to save energy. plus, on the whole dying thing, I am betting we have at least until the new tax laws are passed. Merry White Christmas! Enjoy the eggnog and fruitcakes.